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Now heres to a funny story. Trina. I knew Trina in highschool!!! She was this stuck up snobby cheerleader that had all the guys on the football team after her that would think twice about giving me a second look. That is until I found her snobby ass on Adult Friend Finder TEN YEARS LATER!!
I had such a fucking crush on this girl and it was beyond gay. I would go out of my way just to run into this girl after classes and fuck no she didnt want nothing to do with me!! She was too busy getting the cock from the black guys on the football team to fuck around with a loser art fag. HAH
Who’d have thought I’d be fucking this girl on a picnic table in the park. I had to go back to my oldschool means of catching this pussy by telling her all about my photography and the shit I’d done and hahahaha used my kickass approach of telling her she was sooooo beautiful and should be a model. LOL- you’ve heard that one before right??? hahaha
So we went to the park and I fucking went all out on this bitch cause I wanted to hit it just to say I’d hit it. I didnt the same approach as always works. The pictures, wine, cheese, crackers, a blowjob. LMAO!! She was getting all shy and shit but once she got some wine in her and we’d been hanging out for a few hours she really started to open up… hah in more ways than one. I don’t know how the hell we didnt get busted but I whipped up her skirt right there on the table in the light of day and fucked her right there on the table.
I seriously don’t know how these bitches get to be so easy after highschool but she wasnt really shy about letting me shove my cock into her after not seeing her for ten years. The little bitch left scratches on my ass from trying to pull me down into her pussy farther. MMMM she sure did know how to suck a mean cock too. Blew my wad in her mouth as she was gobbling down her own cumm off my dick. LOL- we hung out a few more times after that and I hit that pussy in more locations that a military man. This story had to be one of the hottest of my Adult Friend Finder sexcapades.
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Lindsey was one of those girls that I never really figured out why in God’s name she was on Adult Friend Finder. She was smart, cute, funny, exciting, and CRAZY HOT. She ever played guitar and sang in some band that she’d been in for several years. when I found her on Adult Friend Finder I immediately wanted to bang this broad so I went after her in full force. I finally got her ass with my charm and she invited to come out and see one of her shows. Now, I thought this shit was going to blow big donkey dick but I was shocked to find out that they were pretty fucking good. Man her little tits looked hot as fuck in the almost see through shit she was wearing. My dick is getting hard still just thinking about it. The thing that blows my mind is why the fuck is she on this site with all of these guys all over her shit???? Well come to find out apparently she doesnt date the fucks that go to her shows because she doesnt want to mix work with pleasure! LMAO! Well I gave that girl some fucking pleasure that night I tell you. She was all wired from her show so afterwards we stayed and got totally just fucked up on tequila and jager shots and went back to my place and I had my way with her. So innocent man… I gave her something that she is gonna remember for a very long time. I think she hates me though because I won’t answer her calls but fuck man I’ve been busy with work and shit. Besides I’m really not using Adult Friend Finder to find a relationship LOL. I just want to fuck!! Too many flavors of pussy out there to settle with just one.
Now this bitch was insane. I’m not even sure that I wanted to fuck her after finding her on Adult Friend Finder. She was just a tad too manly for my liking and very very dominating. I let that shit go because I really wanted to fuck and she had to do. Where did I take her? I took her to a stupid sports pub. I hate those fucking things but they were having a special on beer and wings and she was all about that. CHEAP! I got her sloshed. HAHAHA and filled her ass up with some cheap ass wings and went back to her place because she wasnt feeling too good and fucked the living hell out of her. She had some stupid ass baseball posters all over her walls. LOL who the hell has posters on their walls at 25??? Not me! What a dumb broad. But whatever like I always like to say… a hole is a hole is a hole and I needed to bust a nut. I’m pretty damn sure she was one of the lower level hoes I’ve scored off of Adult Friend Finder. LOL perhaps I need to raise my standards just a bit but fuck it.
WHAT THE HELL WAS I THINKING?!?!?!?!?!?!?
I could tell right from the getgo that Stacey was pretty white trash. But sometimes you have to agree that white trash girls can be down right fucking dirty especially on Adult Friend Finder. Her profile pics were alright. She had some pretty good ones up and her f’n body was banging. I can’t deny the girl that. She had this tight little ass and nice round suckalicious tits. I just wanted to tittie fuck those like MAAAAD. She was pretty easy to get to give me her number… I think it had been awhile for her. So I called her up and we talked for awhile and one thing let to another and we ended up having phone sex. LOL! She was into some freaky shit tho man. I told her that I wanted my big thick cock buried between those lovely boobs. I told her how I wanted to spit in her cleavage and use it as lube for my cock. LOL
She had to wait for a night that she had a babysitter to be able to meet up so we waited til Friday night. GOD. The wait! I could have banged three other bitches off this site by then but I was busy at work.
We went to the fucking rodeo. LOL. The rodeo. Do you know how I stick out like a sore thumb at the rodeo?? Pizza and Beer it was! Classy bitch. But dddddaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn that girl could knock back a few beers. So was almost to the point of slurring when we left the place. Of course, she drove a little piece of shit pick-up truck. I told her we should probably hang out for awhile before the drunk bitch tried to drive home cause I dont want anyone that drunk dying on my time.
So we sat in the back of the truck. It was slightly cold outside so I was enjoying her fucking nipples peaking out of her tanktop. She was so drunk. I started kissing her on the neck all nice and gentle and stuck my hand in her shirt. FUCK those were nice titties. I just laid her back and took off her top and went to town with them. I did exactly what I told her I was going to do. I spat on my fucking cock and tittie fucked her til I jizzed all over her stomach. And then the bitch fucking PASSED OUT.
What the fuck??? Oh well. I didnt really want to stick my cock in that bitch anyhow… god only knows where her pussy has been.
Thanks Adult Friend Finder- you always do me right!
Shay was a real sweetheart. Even for meeting off of AdultFriend Finder. Not really sure what that girl was doing on there. She was cute, quirky, and pretty level headed. Only thing wrong with her was she had just gotten out of a crappy relationship, so she was looking for some fun. So I pretty much gave the girl what the fuck she was wanting. We only talked for a few days on AFF. She wanted to go over the lameass details of her fucktard ex but I really wasnt having it. I kept trying to gear her away from the loser talk so I kept her on her toes by verbally sparring with her and I think it got her hot. She was a feisty little bitch and I was all revved up to eat her pussy out all night. So she finally agreed to meet me at this cafe for lunch downtown. The conversation was sort of stiff and could tell that she hadnt been on a date in god fucking knows how long. But she came back to my pad with me anyone and after a little gushy lovey dovey talk I had my face buried in her pussy. GOOD GOOD was that little thing tight. I must have had her pussy juice all over my fucking head I was buried so far up in that shit. But she was a champ at licking the shit right off my lips and I was hard as fuck til she told me I was “someone she could fall for” YIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKES!! Damn girl had to go and almost make my cock soft. But I gave her the good fuck she was longing for and busted my nut all up in her. GOD it was hot. Sure as fuck hope the girl was on the pill! Eh, not like I’ll ever see her again. That would surely suck for her. Just gonna move on to my next plot of pussy on AdultFriendFinder.
So I had to go on another business trip last week to Vegas and figured I had such great luck the last time I browsed through the Vegas ladies on Adult Friend Finder so I was not that surprised when I hit the jackpot again and again the night I was looking for some Vegas fun. I could have always just paid for a whore off one of those little cards that all the assholes pass out to you on the streets but who the fuck wants to pay when Adult Friend Finder affords me all the fucking pussy I want?
So Nicole was easy to find and I was really digging her big doey eyes. She was cute too and seemed like she might be worth taking out for a night and seeing if I could tap into that shit. We met up at the new Planet Hollywood casino and that place was alright. With all the hype I thought it would be cooler. But anyhow- we ended up gambling all night and tossing back the jack n cokes at the poker table. This girl was fucking winning too. She was out of control. She kept rubbing on my thigh and I was digging that shit. Kept wanting her to take her hand up a little farther still and grab my cock under the table. But she didnt have an aversion to it when after she kissed me on the mouth cause she won another hand.. I slid my hand up her thigh. I felt her quiver and she sort of slid down towards my hand with her pussy.. and she spread her legs apart farther.
I was trying to be discreet so that the dealer would see that i was fucking fingering her pussy under the table but I thought it was funny as hell when she started losing her hands because she was enjoying my fingers inside of her and it was making her lose her concentration. GOD that was sooo fucking hot. Finger her tight ass pussy with all those people around. I could even smell her pussy faintly amongst the cigarette and alcohol smells of the casino. She lost her final hand and then I took her back up to my room and gave her pussy a good ass fucking all night. She actually was one of the best fucks I have ever had and she ended up spending the entire fucking weekend shacked up in my hotel with me. I’d come back from my meetings and have the pleasure of knowing tha her fucking fine ass was waiting there in my bed ready for another fuck when I got back in. I think I might actually keep her on the line for next time I go to Vegas. Thanks Adult Friend Finder for my new VEGAS fuck buddy!
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Okay so I met this chick that had never been on one of those gambling cruise ships before at the port so when we started talking on Adult Friend Finder we started making plans to go out on the ships and gamble. So after talking to this girl for about a week we decided that I was going to make reservations. haha I lied to her and told her that I had to bay big bucks for the tickets when they were FREE!! Haha Oh well. So I booked the tickets for the evening cruise and we met at the port. She was pretty cute but def was not as cute as her pictures on her profile made her out to be but she was still doable.
So we met and went ahead and got aboard the ship and went she went immediately to get her free drinks with her drink ticket. Another drunken whore what??? Then we went and got our buffet meal and she sort of started to get queasy from motion sickness so I almost thought for a bit I wasnt gonna get fucked tonight. But she got over it. Thank God.
So we gambled and drank all fucking night and I have to admit I was getting pretty damn drunk myself and we shortly lost all our fucking money. Bastards! But she was getting all flirty and touchy feely so I was pretty sure this was gonna go somewhere when all of the sudden she stops what she’s doing and grabs my hand and pulls me into the fucking bathroom with her- she rips off down my pants and I bent her ass over the sink and slipped off her panties and slid my cock all up inside of her.
She was into spanking and kept begging me to slap her ass. Haha- so I did. I slapped her ass hard while I slammed my cock in and out of her over and over again. I came all over her fucking ass and she was soooo dirty. She takes her hand and lathers my semen on her and licks that shit off her fingers. So fucking hot. Soooo hot. It was so fucking hot that I actually got hard again and fucked her til she was screaming for me to stop. Hot shit I tell you.
Then we got off the ship and went our separate ways. What a slut. Thanks again…!!
So I had so much luck with changing my profile location of girls i fucked when I went to Vegas that I decided to try it all the fuck over again when I went up to NYC this weekend. And BAAAAAAM I scored some tight ass sweet New Yorker pussy too! Now I have got to tell you that New York City has a TONNNNNN of hot women on their Adult Friend Finder Sites.
I actually scored two fucking dates within the same day and had to decide which bitch to do first. These New Yorker women are fast and easy too just like Vegas. So I was shacked up at the new Yorker hotel on 34th and 8th and had this hottie named Erin meet me across the street at the Fridays. Now this bitch could throw back some shots. She was drinking my dumbass under the table so thank God the bartender hooked us up with some free drinks and helped out with the tab a bit so I hooked him up with a decent tip.
Anyhow we stumbled back across the street in enough time for Erin to spew chunks all over the fucking road and on the side of the cab sitting outside unloading people. Well let me tell you I made sure that girl brushed her fucking teeth before i let her swallow my cock. Thank God she could still suck my god pretty fucking good. I’m really getting into this fucking in hotel room shit. We were so fucking loud that the front desk had to call my room and tell us to quiet down. HAHAHA. Must say that was a first for me to have the hotel desk have to call me. But I think I nutted so hard that night that I pumped out enough semen into her pussy to knock up half of New York City. AMEN for slutty New Yorkers on Adult Friend Finder!
Who the fuck doesnt love bisexual girls that like to sell themselves out on Adult Friend Finder. I DO!!! It was a two for one deal and I was the buyer. I don’t know how I hadnt seen these bitches profile before but when I finally did see it on Adult Friend Finder I got an instant hardon. I sent them this really fucked up email about how I’d like to eat ones pussy out while I fucked the other’s. This spawned this whole slew of raunchy ass emails back and forth.
Sure I figured they were most likely the same emails they sent to all the other dudes on the website. BUt GOD they were dirty as fuck. I could only hope that they could walk the walk as good as they could talk the talk. I hate meeting up with bitches off this site and them have them turn out to be frigid bitches.
But these bitches turned out to be GAME ON. I have been with two women at a time but these girls were dirty as all hell. I met them at their place and we hung out for a little bit and then we started fucking. These bitches had sex toys that I never even knew existed. The one bitch could eat pussy better than me so I was fucking taking notes! Haha. There was so much fucking pussy juice all over faces and body parts and bed sheets I thought I was gonna freaking drown in the shit. I had pussy juice all over my fucking face and damn it tasted GOOD.
Like I’ve always said before I generally dont see these crazy ass women ever again but we sort of worked out a little pleasure pattern schedule. I’m keeping these two hot ass hoes in my phone cause they are FREAKY and just too damn hot to never fuck like that again. Shit. I still get hard just thinking about those girls. DAMN! DIRTY ASS BITCHES
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Sometimes I get bored with the young sluts. Older women are of course more experienced and I wanted some pussy that knew what she was doing. Ryann, she was an older hot blonde that I met on AFF. Terribly jaded bitch but she could talk pretty fucking dirty. It really didnt even take me much effort at all to get this bitch to meet me. She hadnt been laid in a fucking year HAHA. But I guess she had had a few phone sex partners and you could tell it paid off. I guess she also used to be a stripper and had lived quite the fun lifestyle back in the day. The fucking stories she was telling me were fucking NUTS. But I have to admit she was turning me on and I could feel my cock growing as her stories got more and more interesting. We decided to meet the next day at The Peacock Room. Nice trendy place with lots of hot bitches.
Eh she wasnt as hot as her pictures were and you could tell they were fuckng old pictures. But I still wanted to fuck. Swear to GOD DUDE it took me all of 1 hour and 45 minutes to get this bitch to agree to go back to my place to fuck. We decided to stop by the store and get some jager, cause apparently this shit made her a dirty little fuck and she had some sexual aggression to get out. I took her back to my place and popped in a porn while we slammed the fucking jager. Thank god she was a lightweight because if we had kept drinking that shit I was about to fucking throw up or pass out. I fucked that woman on my couch with her fake titties bouncing wildly as I WATCHED THE FUCKING PORN imaging the girl on the screen was the bitch I was porking. Hahaha… we actualy met up the following evening and fucked again doing the same shit. I think Im into fucking with porn…. gets ya imagination going… And she did almost sound like the girl in the movie when I shot my load into her gaping asshole. Good times good times. Older bitches are down for anything. And I love me some anal sex. Nice tight asshole wrapped round my cock. AMEN for dirty bitches.
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